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    29 July, 2010
    Nice tumor, you IDIOT.

    Nice tumor, you IDIOT.

    29 July, 2010
    Hey look, it’s WHITE GUILT, THE MOVIE. 

(click for the trailer where cuckolded white guys get brutally pwned by sexy, masculine, powerful, strong men of color)

    Hey look, it’s WHITE GUILT, THE MOVIE.

    (click for the trailer where cuckolded white guys get brutally pwned by sexy, masculine, powerful, strong men of color)

    28 July, 2010

    Rippin’, Tearin’, etc.

    ?28 July, 2010

    Question: is it true that you are made of puppies, rainbows and chocolate?

    asked by Anonymous

    Yes, all three. I also smell like butterscotch cookies and taste like rusty nails.

    28 July, 2010
    watercolor cell division by Michele Banks

(via Boing Boing)

    watercolor cell division by Michele Banks

    (via Boing Boing)

    27 July, 2010

    1) My interview with Natalie Portman would look pretty much exactly like this, except with Zach wearing Harry Potter glasses

    2) the dog at 1:04

    27 July, 2010
    the boy who waited

    the boy who waited

    25 July, 2010
    The sun sucks.

    The sun sucks.

    25 July, 2010
    first image from Cowboys and Aliens, starring Daniel Craig (pictured), Harrison Ford and Olivia Wilde

    first image from Cowboys and Aliens, starring Daniel Craig (pictured), Harrison Ford and Olivia Wilde

    25 July, 2010

    Keyboard Cat vs. Ron Livingston

    25 July, 2010
    Mene Gene Okerlund - Graduate of West Virginia University.

    Mene Gene Okerlund - Graduate of West Virginia University.

    24 July, 2010
    Hell-Hot - A PLAYLIST FOR AMERICA DIRECTLY FROM MY BRAIN

    Hell-Hot - A PLAYLIST FOR AMERICA DIRECTLY FROM MY BRAIN

    23 July, 2010
    If I weren’t dead inside, I would think this is really awesome. 

(via 9gag)

    If I weren’t dead inside, I would think this is really awesome.

    (via 9gag)

    23 July, 2010
    Don’t go away! (via 9gag)

    Don’t go away! (via 9gag)