June 2009
163 posts
May 2009
108 posts
Smoking Baby →
Dotz Cord Identifiers →
Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of 'Change' To... →
The Other Half Of Next Year's All-New Doctor Who... →
Rare form of amnesia involves inventing continuous... →
Google Wave "Is What Email Would Look Like If It... →
DIY Glass Jar Frames →
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
– Douglas Adams
Ya’ll don’t know what it’s like
Being male, middle class and...
– Ben Folds - “Rockin’ the Suburbs”
Kid keeping a lending library of banned books in... →
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Make a time-traveler day
I was thinking: what if I started to time-travel, and I had to do something in my own past but without me (him) seeing it? For instance, a time-traveling version of me from the future might need access to my (our) stuff, or maybe he (I) just wants to reminisce about what his (my) life was like in 2009.
A time-traveling me from the future might not know when the best time to go in into our past...
Obamabot to be installed at Disney World, will... →
Obamabot to be installed at Disney World, will... →
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Alien insects were trying to kill me
I offended some alien culture, so they had a trial for me. I was found guilty, and my punishment was that I had to fight a tiny creature created out of cooled lava. The alien insect was perfectly silent except when it attacked, when it made a sound like thropping through the pages of a paperback book.
Also, it could transform toy animals into real animals, which it would then dismember and...
RunPee.com Suggests the Best Movie Bathroom Breaks... →
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your...
– Bill Hicks
Comedian Bill Hicks and I have a lot in common
1) He was a Tolkien fan.
2) He was a radical atheist.
3) He was 32.
4) He was a brilliant, insightful comedian.
So that’s 3 things we have in common.
Also, he’s dead and I’m not.
Obama Speaks. Cheney Speaks. It's All Good. →
“Duck Man” a Local Hero For Saving Baby Ducks →
Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed - I love the idea that instead of throwing candy to kids in the crowd, the ninjas sneak it into their pockets. Genius.
(thanks, lucy!)
Anne’s new Pug, Tank.
[audio] President Obama Vetoes Mutant Registration... →
You’re living through a nightmarish dragon holocaust, but do you have to...
– Mike Nelson, Reign of Fire Rifftrax commentary
HOLY SHIT A NINJA