August 2009
135 posts
Rock Band DLC announced for Week 90 (8/4/09) -... →
July 2009
131 posts
Time Of Her Life [Guitar Hero] →
'Organic has no health benefits' →
It’s a marketing ploy, folks.
Pixar Artists Illustrate The Outer Limits Of... →
Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal... →
Barnes & Noble Now Offering Free Wi-Fi [Wi-Fi] →
Things I Dont Get Number 10:
cross-country skiing
“Does anyone want to ride on my giant gross... →
Velvet Pony by Psapp, a song that reminds me of...
Reasons Why I Hate The Time Traveler's Wife Even...
- The main character is almost a duplicate of the author - they even share the same obscure profession, “paper artist”
- the author dyed her hair red to “say goodbye to the novel” when she finished it
- the author’s name sounds extremely close to a racial slur - saying it in public might get you punched!
- reviewers apparently found it “difficult to...
I'm going to make millions
… by repackaging old and tired science fiction and/or fantasy stories or situations into romance novel tropes.
Twilight and The Time Traveler’s Wife, for instance - extraordinarily similar stories have been done a million times in the ghetto of the science fiction genre, but stay mostly in obscurity.
But “girls” don’t like “science fiction,” so a...
Archaeologists Find Graveyard of Sunken Roman... →
Gmail Offers to Automatically Unsubscribe You from... →
It’s gotta be rough when your recently transexual spouse makes a hotter member of your sex than you do.
Second Disappointing Revelation of July
I am the quiet, friendly neighbor who mostly kept to himself. Like Jeffery Dahmer.
“I’m just an animal looking for a home
Share the same space for a minute...”
– Talking Heads - “This Must Be The Place”
Studios Marketers Are Defenseless Against Twitter,... →
First Disappointing Revelation of July
That I will NEVER be part of any “Elite Squad.”
Very strange feeling today - the kind of social confidence that normal people probably feel. No intense, overexcited mania that usually accompanies that kind of confidence, either. It’s like getting drunk without the sloppy clumsiness.
I don’t know why it happened today or why it doesn’t happen every day. It didn’t particularly help me or improve my mood in any drastic...
“Write your letters in the sand
For the day I take your hand
In the land that...”
– Queen - “39”
Dream Journal: I Groped Angelina Jolie
I had a new girlfriend who was actually my old girlfriend but my new friends who were actually my old friends had never met her. We walked around in a town that was a hillier, more concretey version of Wheeling, where I grew up. We held hands the whole time and it felt great and warm and right.
Until we arrived at a party me friends were throwing, which was actually a planning session for their...
Baby Sea Lion Swim Lesson →
From Germany, a Way to Mass-Produce Artificial... →
Leave it to the Germans to create a way to do stuff with human skin that doesn’t involve killing a Jewish person.
LAMPSHADES FOR ALL!
Rock Band opens track creation/sales to home... →