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lazy Lucy on Flickr.
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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
(Source: dustinmartian, via supinternets)
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15 MINUTES OF AXL ROSE ASKING FOR REGGAE
(Source: youtube.com)
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Five of My Worst Tweets
thanks to @jordan327 for giving me the idea by posting TEN of his.this was also my first:
this tweet ended a relationship:@ work.
IS IT?I remember when shit was easy. Remember that? Easy. When did shit get so damn hard?
I was young! and by young I mean 30.settling in for an early night with Battlestar Galactica and ice water.Life. Is. Good.
No you’re not.shopping!
I’m a self-sabotaging lamer, but not as much as I think I am. Also, I’m pretty awesome - more than I think I am.
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My Favorite Tweets By Other People
the guy from modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose
— jon hendren (@fart) January 26, 2013in the movie speed the bus hit a baby carriage but only cans come out. how did the baby do that and what are his powers now
— bandit (@UtilityLimb) March 5, 2011Having sex with me is like riding a bull in that it’s only going to last eight seconds and when it’s done you’re in the arms of a clown
— MattyTalks(@mattytalks) February 7, 2013pop my corpse in a pirate themed wheelchair & release me down the steep hill of a closed street as one thousand triathletes ascend
— Hot Mini Donuts (@diaper_wolf) June 26, 2012 -
women, cast away all the cowards from your embraces; they will give you only cowards for children
Giuseppe Garibaldi -
The “Mom Cave,” headquarters of Sketchesbyanne.com the international art tour de force who is also my mom.
Not content to simply make the art, she also mats, frames, prints, distributes and ships everything by herself.
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Freddie Mercury statue in Montreux.
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from Austin Madison’s lovely Fantasy Football series of illustrations
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(via laota)
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Ugh, you only live once,
thats the motto.
So take a chill pill,
ease off the throttle. -
I have got to go
Let me ride upon your handlebars
Did you ever know
I’ve been waiting to see who you arePsapp - “Fickle Ghost” -
My favorite words: squabble
It sounds like what it is!
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put a hi ball in the crank case
nail a crow to the door
get a bottle for the jockey
gimme a 294
there’s a 750 norton bustin’ down january’s doorTom Waits - “Hang On St Christopher”
