This is the mixed media blog of James Foreman. He writes things.

Favorite topics include art, history, modern life, pop culture, dating, sex, atheism, science, stories, whimsy, magic, writing and self-deprecation.

You can read a fiction story he wrote in the bestselling Machine of Death anthology, a true story he wrote in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette or a funny thing he wrote for McSweeney's.

He's working on a novel. It's going okay.
I made a salad. It was extremely tasty and crunchy. I was going to buy a pre-made salad-in-a-bag when I realized that since I already had some lettuce in my cart, I could make my OWN salad for much less and then put anything I wanted in it. Lessons learned: not enough lettuce, too many croutons.

I made a salad. It was extremely tasty and crunchy.

I was going to buy a pre-made salad-in-a-bag when I realized that since I already had some lettuce in my cart, I could make my OWN salad for much less and then put anything I wanted in it.

Lessons learned: not enough lettuce, too many croutons.

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