Four Things I Did in My Lucid Dreams Last Night

  • Jammed with Johnny Cash (I don’t play an instrument)
  • Stopped a criminal mastermind from taking over the world by using my plant-control powers (I don’t actually have those)
  • Made love to a neighbor who looked an awful lot like Brooke Shields (I don’t have a neighbor like that)
  • Visited my friends at Sesame Street (it doesn’t exist)

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